Clint is our 4pm Meteorologist.Today we learned that the bimbo from Oklahoma that was on the Bachelor lives in Oklahoma City, but grew up in Bartlesville. Let me just add at this time that she wasn't born in Oklahoma so technically we don't have to claim her.
Anyway, another anchor pointed out to Clint that they both grew up in Bartlesville. So he decided to try to look her up.
I'm panicked over this. Clint is a very innocent, unassuming young man. True, he needs a good woman. But that opera singing, beer biting, bimbo in OKC is NOT the woman for him.
Clint needs a tall blonde fun-loving woman that cooks, sews, and likes kids. He is easy to get along with unless you tell him that OU is better than OSU. Oh yeah said woman also needs to love ORANGE. A working knowledge of Woody Guthrie songs is a plus.
I'm working on a form for all interested parties to complete. I have met his mother and am pretty sure I can find the perfect woman for him to take home for dinner. Frank, I'm assuming, will help me in the process of elimination.
One more thing, those of you that know Nicole, Clint needs the exact opposite of her. Just saying their first and only meeting wasn't exactly fireworks. Well, there were fireworks but not the kind that are considered good.
If you're interested give a shout!
PS: Don't tell Clint that we're trying to help him. He is a bit bashful.
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